What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No way

How do I become mentally strong?

Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What are some other ways to say "you're welcome" in French besides "de rien"?

Then came..

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hey girls can we see some anal play?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

How does Arab culture and values differ from western culture and values?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Taylor Swift Won Her Biggest Battle - The Ringer

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

Experts warn that 1 in 5 adults are at risk of developing sleep disorders due to this substance - Tom's Guide

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

Bowel Cancer in Young People Is Rising – Here's How to Reduce Your Risk - ScienceAlert

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Can a dental anesthesia injection cause nerve damage? After receiving an injection in my gums I felt a sharp tingle going from the gum to my lower lip, and now sometimes I get a bit of itchiness and discomfort in my lower lip. What is it?

Catatonics & High Colonics

share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The most EV-friendly country in the world is still loyal to Tesla, as Model Y sales surge in May - Fortune

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Freaks and Cheeks

Why does my vagina always itch so badly after my periods?

No go.

Next, they tried...

So they tried

Draisaitl says Perry rallied Oilers: 'When he speaks up, you listen' - theScore.com

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Forget running — NASA says ‘rebounding’ is more effective than a 30-minute run, here’s how to do it - Tom's Guide